Look, no one is good at everything. We asked the team to tell us what job they thought they'd be most ill-suited for, and below are the results.
It's clear his impressive "Dog Dad" skills did not translate over to kids. There were a record number of complaints from parents that didn’t take kindly to him putting children in kennels for nap time. F.
Football Head Coach
Despite a clear passion for redesigning the team logo and jerseys, his attention and value to the team dropped off considerably as the season started. He literally called the game "foosball," and no losing team needs four different helmet designs. A fumble from start to finish.
While it's true that he works best behind the scenes, Drew's success as a chef was in question early on. Even if you can take the heat, you should probably go to a different restaurant. He killed three people with ghost peppers and thinks salads should be hot.
Social Coordinator at Carnival Cruise Lines
What social coordinator makes it their first project on the job to prohibit all chit-chat or small talk? He's overly concerned with the organization and cleanliness of the ship, and would consistently cancel karaoke and/or dance nights due to his own sensory overload. His only legacy: handing out a record-setting amount of lifetime bans to VIP passengers for "being too loud" at the bar. Dead in the water.
Wedding / Event Planner
It started off great. She was very prepared - everything was in binders, tabbed, and organized. However, it was very clear that she was drunk and pissed off on the day of the wedding. It's rumored that she physically threatened the mother of the bride. I've seen happier weddings on Game of Thrones. It's a "No with regrets."
Game Show Host
His ill-fitting suit looked like a hand-me-down, and he did nothing to hype or entertain the audience. And why did he start every question with "Assuming we're not in the matrix ..." ?
If you know Ileeana, you know how good she is at putting out fires. But those are figurative fires. Unlike emails, for real fires, she's the worst. She couldn't even pick up the hose, let alone point it at the building. It's a no for me. Making cupcakes for everyone does not make up for letting their house burn down.
Where to begin. This guy thought it would be a good idea to reorganize all books at the local library by the number of spaceships references. Then he kept offering unsolicited book recommendations from the front desk...with his megaphone voice. After lunch, he tried to start games of hide-and-seek with the other librarians and some senior citizens. We had lots of hip injuries. His only redeeming quality - the Children’s Storybook Hour on Saturdays; excellent sound effects. Shhhhhhh-ut the hell up.